Because it’s Grammar Day – and for that reason only – we at TW London have oh-so properly dotted and crossed this glossary of London’s most topical cultural propositions…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

The Beta Males’ Buffet, Harrison Bar, 4 Mar
Sartorial sketch gents The Beta Males host an appealing comic conflab, asking their sketch peers Jigsaw, comedienne Rachel Parris and moonlighting ‘Austintatious’ improvisor Joe Morpurgo to appear by invitation only. Catch this while it’s still hot. Details and tickets here.

Monday Club, Tattershall Castle, 4 Mar
Radio 4’s charismatic Nathan Caton, long-time TW favourite Adam Bloom and Canada’s sweetheart Katherine Ryan make up a mere fraction of tonight’s exceedingly buoyant MC show aboard the good boat Tattershall. Details and tickets here.

TODAY’S THEATRE CHOICES

A Thousand Miles Of History, Bussey Building, 4-30 Mar (pictured)
This new play by Harold Finley – as stars actor Michael Walters as Jean-Michel Basquiat and a silver-coiffed Adam Riches as Andy Warhol – is to animate the CLF Art Cafe’s factory-style space with artistic intrigue via 1980s Manhattan. Details and tickets here.