TODAY IN LONDON Disney-commissioned comic Rachel Parris, ambular sleazebag Wilfredo and  the world’s most loved wooden boy-puppet all feature in the following TW-recommended events…

COMEDY: Stand Up And Walk – Wilfredo’s Soho, various locations, 17 Nov
Lock up your daughters as lascivious ladies’ man Wilfredo, aka brave character comic Matt Roper, walks, talks and womanises his way around his favourite Soho night n day spots, even taking the party back to his place (the full-chaperoned Phoenix Artist Club) for Sunday roast. Details and tickets here.

COMEDY: Rachel Parris – The Commission, Leicester Square Theatre, 17 Nov (pictured)
Posing as a “manic musical clown” and trying on myriad masks and styles, Rachel Parris sings songs inspired by those she was commissioned to write as a pro-songwriter, from Disney to… horror of horrors, ‘The X-Factor’. Details and tickets here.

THEATRE: Pinocchio, Albany Theatre, 17 Nov
One-time children’s laureate Michael Rosen, sticks with Hiccup Theatre to bring new life to this puppet show production of the much-loved ‘Pinocchio’. Details and tickets here.