Cast aside yon bleach, polish and assorted cleaning cloths, London scrubbers, because it’s officially No Housework Day.

Yes, that’s right, leave the tidying ’til whenever and instead take a gander at the following squeaky-clean cultural sparklers…

TODAY’S COMEDY CHOICES

Wimbledon Comedy Club presents… John Robins/Julian Deane, Bertie’s Bar, 7 Apr (pictured)
Aside from once sharing a flat with Russell Howard, five-star Fringe favourite John Robins’ claim to fame is that he’s a laugh-out-loud comic natural with lots of LOLs to give. As, in fact, are the other acts taking to the WCC bandstand tonight; political satirist Chris Coltrane, part-time geography teacher Mark Cooper-Jones, award-winning Julian Deane and surreal Phil Higgins. Details and tickets here.

Lethal Weapon 2 (with live commentary), The Paradise, Kensal Green, 7 Apr
Above-average lads Carl Donnelly and his non-Coldplay-affiliated co-commentator Chris Martin host (and talk wittily over) an all-action ‘Lethal Weapon 2’ screening party. All profits will go to Homeless FA, a charity promoting football as a means to transform lives. Details and tickets here.